Snooki: A few days ago, I visited my family tailor and requested him to design a beautiful wedding dress for me and he replied, sorry madam I cannot prepare a wedding tent for you.
Once upon a time Snooki was ridding a bicycle for weight loss and singing the song “Everything I do, I do it for you”. A little boy was passing there he stopped by listening this song and start laughing loudly.
Snooki: why you are laughing at me?
Boy: because I am not Jionni lavalle, so you don’t need to do anything for me.
Snooki to Wiz Khalifa: You are so thin, when I see you, I feel that there is no food left in America.
Wiz Khalifa: You are very fat and when I see you go the reason that why there is no food in America.
Snooki to taxi driver: why you do not drive fast?
Driver: I can drive fast only if you go to toilet at least 3 times.
Do you what are Snooki measurements?
Her body measurement is 36-37-38 :-)
Snooki is on the top of weird celebrities who always like to busy her-self in such a stupid activities. We contact to various sources to get some information or secrets about Snooki diet pills and workout but we only discover the above jokes.
Snooki is pregnant now and its not a joke, she is going to birth twins.
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